var textnumber = 18 ;
var randomnumber = Math.random() ;
var rand1 = Math.round( (textnumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ;
text = new Array

text[1] = "All that is spoke is marred. ~ Gratiano, in Othello"

text[2] = "Though we may know Him by a thousand names, He is one and the same to us all. ~ Mahatma Gandhi"

text[3] = "Woman is the companion of man, gifted with equal mental capacities. She has the right to participate in the minutest details in the activities of man, and she has an equal right of freedom and liberty with him. ~ Mahatma Gandhi"

text[4] = "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. ~ Albert Einstein"

text[5] = "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. ~ Plato"

text[6] = "If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~ Carl Sagan"

text[7] = "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth"

text[8] = "Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd. ~ William Congreve"

text[9] = "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ~ Voltaire"

text[10] = "Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain"

text[11] = "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. ~ Plato"

text[12] = "The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. ~ Thomas Jefferson"

text[13] = "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. ~ Malcolm X" 

text[14] = "Stop tolerating in your leaders what you would not tolerate in your friends. ~ Michael Ventura"

text[15] = "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. ~ George Orwell"

text[16] = "[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling. ~ George W. Bush"

text[17] = "I'm the master of low expectations. ~ George W. Bush"

text[18] = "I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. ~ George W. Bush"




var mytext = text[rand1]